1) What that bit of towelling on the thumb of my cycling glove is for
2) Warm, dry feet are the key to happiness
3) I feel safer in a bunch but sometimes I just like to ride by myself and get lost on my own time
4) Unless you're a milkman you'll be doing your after-work riding in the dark
5) I can't see in the dark (see item 4)
6) With bright lights and good physical preparation a winter blast can be the most fun you'll have on your bike all year
And here's the point - I've noticed a rather alarming parallel developing between the state of my bike light and the state of my body. All week I'm charging up and full of confidence, then the ride comes round and not only is the level of performance lower than I'd hoped but I fade badly over the second half and run out of steam all together about five miles from home. My legs twitching like a blinking backup LED, I grovel back to base in an embarrassingly low gear and recharge the batteries with recovery protein, hoping that if I eat enough I'll somehow burn brighter next time.
A hard ride is always good for promoting irrational thoughts - 'Are my tyres going down?' 'Will I get into a climbing rhythm if I sing an old Duran Duran song in my head?' 'Perhaps my speedo isn't working properly'. A dark winter ride just exaggerates the process. I mean, the other evening I was thinking, 'If my lights were better would I be fitter?' John